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If everyone in the paintings has enormous asses, then it鈥檚 Rubens.
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If all the men look like cow-eyed curly-haired women, it鈥檚 Caravaggio.
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If everybody has some sort of body malfunction, then it鈥檚 Picasso.
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If it鈥檚 something you saw on your acid trip last night, it鈥檚 Dali.
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If the images have a dark background and everyone has tortured expressions on their faces, it鈥檚 Titian.
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If the paintings have tons of little people in them but otherwise seem normal, it鈥檚 Bruegel.
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If the paintings have lots of little people in them but also have a ton of crazy bullshit, it鈥檚 Bosch.
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If everyone 鈥� including the women 鈥� looks like Putin, then it鈥檚 van Eyck.
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If the painting could easily have a few chubby Cupids or sheep added (or already has them), it鈥檚 Boucher.
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If the painting could easily have a few chubby Cupids or sheep added (or already has them), it鈥檚 Boucher.
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If everyone is beautiful, naked, and stacked, it鈥檚 Michelangelo.
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If you see a ballerina, it鈥檚 Degas.
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If every painting is the face of a uni-browed woman, it鈥檚 Frida.
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If everything is highly-contrasted and sharp, sort of bluish, and everyone has gaunt bearded faces, it鈥檚 El Greco.
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Dappled light but no figures, it鈥檚 Monet.
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Dappled light and happy party-time people, it鈥檚 Renoir.
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Dappled light and unhappy party-time people, then it鈥檚 Manet.
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Lord of the Rings landscapes with weird blue mist and the same wavy-haired aristocratic-nose Madonna, it鈥檚 Da Vinci.
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